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I can feel a hot one

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hunkules:

I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN

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pocahontashipster:

what if humans didn’t have mouths and we got nourishment from the beautiful things we saw. so every human’s daily goal was to see as many beautiful people and sights as possible and everyone would be inspired to travel and do cool stuff ok 

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Period:
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
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Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
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You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
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Yell at a puppy.